Table of secrets: On revealing the secret, "happy" means benefit or enjoyment; "sad" means harm, dislike, or disapproval.
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Happy You |
Sad You |
Happy Me |
Surprise party Anonymous benefactor Secret Santa |
Too Much Information (TMI) Exhibitionism |
Sad Me |
Voyeurism Identity theft Login credentials Troop movements |
Most bodily functions Most medical problems |
Activity |
Authorized Uses |
Unauthorized Uses |
Read |
Direct deposit paychecks. Audit informant list. |
Steal bank account numbers. Sell informant list. |
Write (modify) |
Hire new employees. Fire employees. |
Pay fake employees. Burn current employees. |